Wednesday 24 March 2010

Wanna go fishin....but she won't let yeh!

Although this post might not seem relevant to fly-fishing it most certainly is. I Don't know about you but until I met Lena days out fishing had to be planned right down to the last detail...much like a military operation with most the women I've shacked up with. Like most of us I never seemed to get the points tally above zero no matter how many of those odd jobs I did around the house. Well help is at hand in the way of the "Simon's Deluxe cheese cake". Not only will this put your points tally in the green but will give you bargaining chips you never dreamed of. Its extremely easy to make and tastes the absolute bollocks....trust me on this one.

Here are the ingredients. I forgot the cup of sugar and & 2 eggs in this pic
180 grams Butter
1 & 3/4 packets chocolate wholewheat biscuits
750 grams creamed cheese
200 grams sour cream
1 cup sugar
2 x eggs
1 x lemon


Crush 1 & 3/4 packets chocolate wholewheat biscuits in a mixer till very fine

Melt 180 grams butter in a pan

Add the crushed biscuits and mix in butter well.

Then pour in biscuit/butter mix in to glass pie dish and flatten all around the edges then place the fridge for half hr.

Grate the rind of the lemon and simmer in a bit of water for 1 min

Pour in to small siv and squeeze out excess water and leave to cool

Place 750 grams creamed cheese + 1 cup sugar in a bowl and mix together until softish

Add first egg and mix in. the consistency starts to get a bit more thinner

Then add the second egg and 200 grams sour cream. Mix slowly with the mixer.

Add the lemon rind and mix in

Pour bowl of mix into the center of the glass pie bowl

Fill to the top of the biscuit crust & leave in an oven for 30 min at 180'c or 350 f. then turn off the oven and leave in the oven for an extra 30 min. Take out, and leave to cool then place in fridge for 5 - 7 hrs

Best served with fresh rasberries, blueberries, Strawberries and Mango I guarantee you if you serve this up you will not only gain the respect and love of your missus but will have those bargaining chips I banged on about when wanting to go fishing. Trust me this is the shit right there, and any mug can make it.

5 comments:

Nishville said...

Oh no... I see more step by step pies incoming and less fly tying. :D

James O Durbin II said...

Cheese cake...huh. I just have sex with mine.

ChuckingFluff said...

How did you know? I gotta bang one of these out for Saturday.

Anonymous said...

Looks delicious. Every good matrimony survives on understanding what your partner's needs are, but more importantly what works as a bribe to save time and money...

Pescar Hoinar said...

Looks very tasty.
I would have one for sure in the next days.